can't get any worse x 2

shit can only get better

can't get any worse x 2

i am tight fuckin' right

tell me what you want me to Choose a verb eat be bang beat see

i could be the one Choose a state of mind on the farm tuned in out to lunch turned on with one arm

all you niggas in the back come and Choose an action scratch my balls off me jack pet my dog pay my rent jack me off

i could be the one that you want x 2

so Choose an exclamation tarnation what the fuck dagnabit eat my shit fuck a dick y'all

get down x2

i am tight Choose a #%@$*&! fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' darn friggin' fuckin' right

now i could be the one Choose a place to be playing out of time online on time who's fine lemon lime in jail

the one who isn't Choose what you aren't wearing hair really there wrestling bear the prince of bel-air impersonating cher

i am Choose what you are the night the light tight Biohazard stole my catering dolemite Choose an artsy fartsy lyrical line cisco and righ? disco and wine parsley sage rosemary and thyme dischord and rhyme damn girl you're fine

i am the one who isn't anything

i am tight Choose a naughty word fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' shittin' freakin' fuckin' right

i could be the one Choose something klingon iron-on with a granite schlong in my pants turned on doggone

all you niggas in the back come and Choose an action turn and cough frig my muff Barishnikov have tea with me jack me off

i could be the one that you want x 2

so Choose a jaunty phrase snap holy cow what the fuck tug a boat fishamajig y'all

get down x2

can't get any worse shit can only get better

can't get any worse x 2